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Written by Uli Valureanu
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Wednesday, 31 December 2008 03:43 |
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De la Max Solomon (New York):
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Proverbe evreiesti in limba romana?
Traduse literal sau literar din idish in romana?
Hazul vine de la intraductibilitate si absurdul care apare cand traduci literal. De exemplu:
Nisht gestoigen, nist gefloigen, care tradus literal ar fi: nici inaltat nici zburat, iar literar ar insemna: ca nuca'n perete.
Sau: nisht a groiser huham nisht a kleiner nar, care literal ar fi: nici destept mare nici prost mic
Sau: When freitzach a koptzan; when er gifint wus er ot farloiren. Care in romaneste ar suna: cand se bucura sarantocul, cand gaseste ce-a pierdut. Aici diferenta dintre literal si literar nu-i prea mare.
In schimb: a shfartzer hulam of dan cop, inseamna literal: Un vis negru pe capul tau.
Intr-adevar ar fi sursa de haz traducerea literala in romaneste a zicalelor evreiesti.
De la Iancu Braustein (Iasi):
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Ver ot lib an id? Zan idana.
Cine-l iubeste pe un evreu. Evreica lui.
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"Adevarul te scuteste de eforturi ale memoriei" -
De la Sabina Felix:
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"Pazeste-ti inima mai mult de cit orice, caci din ea ies izvoarele vietii"
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Written by Uli Valureanu
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Wednesday, 31 December 2008 03:41 |
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Prostul e un necaz vesinic. La venirea lui Mesia orice beteag se va vindeca, numai prostul nu, caci el nu-si cunoaste cusurul |
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Written by Uli Valureanu
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Sunday, 20 January 2008 18:27 |
Un barbat se duce la medic si ii spune:
- Domnule doctor vreau sa ma castrati !
- Ma omule ,esti sigur ? Vad ca esti tanar si puternic...
- Sigur domnule.
- Bine, semneaza aici...asa si aici. Nu am timp acum sa discutam mai mult.
Dupa operatie,doctorul vine la pacient si-l intreaba:
- Spune-mi si mie de ce ai facut-o ?
- Pai m-am imprietenit cu o fata evreica si stiti la ei e un obicei mai ciudat ...
- Da ma dar asta e circumcizie.
- Pai eu cum am zis... |
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Written by Uli Valureanu
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Monday, 31 December 2007 20:57 |
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,
"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11
grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to
two 18 year old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest paused for a moment, then said, "Well, my son, when
was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody!" |
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Written by Uli Valureanu
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Monday, 31 December 2007 20:54 |
One summer, a Jewish man moved into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday
the Jew would drive the Catholics crazy because, while they were eating
fish, he would be outside grilling steaks. The Catholics asked him to stop,
in fact, they tried to convert him.
Finally, by threats and pleading, the Catholics succeeded. They took the Jew
to a priest who sprinkled holy water on the Jew and intones:
....."Born a Jew
......Raised a Jew
......Now a Catholic."
The Catholics were ecstatic. No more steak aroma filling the air every
Friday evening.
But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue once again filled the
neighborhood. The Catholics rushed over to the Jew's house in order to
remind him of his new Catholic "diet." When they arrived, they saw him
standing over the grill. He was sprinkling water on the meat as they heard
him say...
....."Born a cow
......Raised a cow
......Now a fish."
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Written by Uli Valureanu
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Monday, 31 December 2007 20:51 |
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Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. |
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Last Updated ( Monday, 31 December 2007 21:06 )
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Written by Uli Valureanu
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Monday, 31 December 2007 20:51 |
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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. |
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Last Updated ( Monday, 31 December 2007 21:06 )
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